Staying at home? Me too!
But the good news is all orders are despatched daily so buy with confidence and everything comes with a special little Timmy message to help you through this!
ALL ORDERS INCLUDE DELIVERY!
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An utterly unique gift!
Your own copy of Timmy’s best selling book Utterly Brilliant – My Life’s Journey. Personalised and dedicated by Timmy who has kindly offered to sign a limited number in this way.
On the title page Timmy will inscribe a message to you.
You’ll also find a brotherly name tag, hidden by the author, within the book.
Utterly Brilliant tells the story of Timmy’s pilgrimage cycle and painting journey alone, from home, across 2500 miles, inspired by his Downs syndrome brother Martin to reach his potential. Throughout the tale Timmy weaves memoirs from his colourful and entertaining life.
Just £25 (including free delivery)!
Add your own Pinky Punky Mallet together with the personally dedicated book together.
Just £45 (including free delivery).
30th Wacky Anniversary Pinky Punky
Pinky Punky is Utterly Brilliant, cute, and cuddly – just like he is on the telly!
“Mr Mallett” hit our TV screens on Wacaday in the summer of 1990 and became an instant worldwide wacky superstar!
Three decades later your kids will love him (just like you) and he’s a lasting legacy to your childhood! Perfect for playing Mallett’s Mallet!
Pinky Punky is brilliantly pink and yellow with fluffy hair and nose, big blue shiny bowtie and gorgeous multi coloured embroided glasses, face, and features!
Hurry and get the 30th Wacky Anniversary Pinky Punky today (with the special sticker to prove it!)
At the bargain price of £25.99 (including delivery) together with Timmy’s personal autograph to you and a unique wacky WAC-plaster!
Timmy Spectacular – Just £35.00
Included in this package:
Itsy Bitsy Spex
Your very own Pinky Punky!
Also included is this fantastic freebie:
Also: a Signed copy of Timmy’s first paperback book ‘Utterly Brilliant history of the world’
Timmy itsy bitsy Blaah! Facemask/Buff
Everyone needs a Facemask right now and the utterly brilliant itsy bitsy Blaah! You need one for all forms of public transport now and you’ll need one for shops and supermarkets from Friday 24 July – make it a Timmy face mask!
Timmy covering doubles as a buff, sweatband, balaclava, even head wear for the beach and party.
With Itsy bitsy polka dots it features Pinky Punky! Mallett’s Mallet! Timmy the No.1 popstar! Artist! and his wild spex!
One size fits all…
All you need is a head!
Buy now £10.99 inc delivery
Be wackily Socially Safe!
Get The 30th anniversary Pinky Punky Mallet (with wacky plaster!) and the Timmy Blaah! Facemask
The perfect solution to social distancing. Wear the facemask on your face, shout Blaah! at anyon who comes too close and use your Pinky Punky Mallet to warn them away!
Bargain pandemic price of £35 including safe swift delivery!
Personalised Video Message from Timmy! – Just £99.00
If you have a friend celebrating something utterly special and you’d like an utterly brilliant Timmy video message from them, Timmy will create one! Using the form below, please tell us a bit more.
Utterly Brand new – Mallett Magnets!
Just £5.99 each and the full set of 5 is yours for just £25 inc delivery.
Everyone has a fridge, a freezer, and magnetic thingy! Make it stand out with the intricately wood carved wild and wacky Timmy fridge magnets
There are 5 Utterly wacky shapes – collect the set! – and be the envy of all your friends!
Pinky Punky Mallet Magnet
Itsy Bitsy Timmy Magnet
Timmy Spex Magnet
Timmy & Mallet Magnet
Timmy Art & Wacaday Magnet
Whole set
Timmy Teeshirt – Just £20.00
It’s a stunning design!
Timmy and Mallett’s Mallet splashed across your chest!
Available in size LARGE and XTRA LARGE.
Timmy Shorts – Just £20.00
The ultimate Timmy look:
A pair of bright red and yellow, knee length, cool looking Timmy shorts!
Ideal for making a big impression anywhere!
Wear them wacky!
Roll one leg of the shorts up!
Timmy Greetings cards! – Only £10.00
These stunning A5 size Timmy cards open up to reveal a personal Timmy signature and space for your message! (There’s also the useful envelope!)
Perfect for a birthday, anniversary etc
Timmy Look-a-Like Deluxe – Just £65.00
Included in this package:
Itsy Bitsy Spex
Timmy Teeshirt
Timmy Cap (Available in Yellow)
Timmy Shorts
Your very own Pinky Punky!
Also: a Signed copy of Timmy’s first paperback book ‘Utterly Brilliant history of the world.’
And the must-have WAC plaster!
I was on the telly on Wacaday!
For a personal DVD of your appearance on the ‘show your telly was made for’ we need lots of info – year, date, series theme, your age. etc
There were squillions of shows made from 1984-1992 and someone has to try and find your bit. It is not a simple task.
Buy Now – £150
(Please note: if we are unable to find your episode the fee is refunded less the search fee £25)
Important: This is a personal DVD for private use only and the copyright remains with Timmy Mallett forever. Any permissions are his alone.
Timmy Cap – Just £10.00
Baseball cap, which reads:
“I’ve been Malletted!"
Please Note: Available in Yellow only!
Itsy Bitsy Spex – Just £10.00
Utterly cool Timmy spex!
Giving you the ultimate Mallett look!
Cool yellow shades with your very own palm tree!
You’ll be a star and look just like Timmy!
Utterly Brilliant History of the World – Just £4.00
Timmy’s written it himself – so it’s bound to be completely bonkers! It’s where you can find out about everything that’s ever happened in the history of the world, from the beginning of time up to this morning!
Timmy on the Tranny Badge – Just £5.00
For fans of Timmy’s classic radio shows!
The must have badge!
Ideal for those retro nights and Glastonbury festivals!
Available in a squillion assorted metallic colours!
Timmy’s Sensational Comic – Just £15.00
Timmy’s comic is now a limited edition collector’s item:
– 5 fantastic issues were published from 1991 and they come packed to the staples with cartoon adventures, jokes, fun and A FREE GIFT!
– Eat your heart out Beano!
– Last few copies!
Personally Signed Panto Programme from Timmy – Just £10.00
There are only a very limited number of these programmes left:
– A collector’s must have, and signed to you personally by Timmy!
– A collector’s must have, and signed to you personally by Timmy!
‘Hot! Hot! Hot!’ – by Del Costa – Just £9.99
Timmy’s groovy Spanish cousin made this fabulous remix of the classic summer hit including brilliant covers of Barabados:
– Dancing on a Saturday night
– Un a Paloma Blanca
– Viva Espana!
– An absolute must for any party night!
– Available in original 7" vinyl!